Broken News: I believe the children are our future… Just don’t tell them

Well, Albert and Vickie are at it again. You probably remember back in 2003 when Vickie knocked over 3 kids to win the”‘ Quoddy Easter Sea Turtle Egg Roll”. Then in 2005 Albert shot salt from his shotgun at some straggling trick-or-treaters in his yard. Their dislike of children has always been common knowledge.
But since they are also the president and principal of our Elementary School, we usually turn a blind eye.
Just this week, Victoria announced that she and Albert have decided to ban anyone ten years of age and younger from entering Albert & Victoria’s Elementary School.
Albert backed her up “Children under ten have all kinds of energy and run and cry and drool… And they are an annoyance for the many adults in their class trying to get their elementary education”.
I’m sure we haven’t heard the end of this. We’ll keep you informed…

