Thursday, May 15, 2008

Sources Reveal New Parks


According to my sources, Disney has announced 2 new parks for its Walt Disney Resort.  Which brings our total to seven:

  1. The Magic Kingdom
  2. Epcot
  3. Disney's Hollywood Studios
  4. Disney's Animal Kingdom
  5. Disney's Coaster Kingdom
  6. Disney's Lawnmower World
  7. Disney's Regretville
The first four are the most popular.  The fifth park which has the most incredible coasters in the world, is a secret park that only a select few of us know about (You have to have connections like me)...

The new parks will be a way for Disney to fleece its visitors... You can pay $65 to enter, push a lawnmower at assigned locations throughout Disney property.  If you pay teh premium of $85, you get a rider mower.  Whatever the cost, you are paying to maintain the Disney property...

The second new park is a park filled with attractions and shows that they regret closing... 20,000 Leagues, Mister Toad and teh Original Journey into Imagination will be there surrounding a solid gold version of Horizons.  As you leave the park you will get a signed apology by the Disney people who had the attraction removed. I hear from my sources that Michael Eisner is filling up his evenings and weekends with apology time!

You can count on these parks opening as my sources will always remain accurate and totally unaccountable to errors.

And all you rebels living in caves putting out your anachist newspapers.. You can't hide forever!
Posted by Doc Terminus at 08:52:19 | Permanent Link | Comments (2) |
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1 - I was looking forward to Regretville until I noticed that World of Motion was not in the plans. The original Imagination and Horizons are nice, but in my opinion, are incomplete with WoM. And put the live guides back on The Land bateauxs.

Vive la Doc T! (Comment this)

Written by: Doc at 2008/05/15 - 14:21:20
2 - "Rebels in caves"?

Like on Hoth?

Sweet! (Comment this)

Written by: biblioadonis aka George at 2008/05/15 - 17:12:10
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