Now Open: Crustaceans in Flight
Come on down… or up…
Tuesday, July 7, 2009
Come on down… or up…
Monday, July 6, 2009
Cagg Watch: Let us give stanks.
With the untimely passing of Hoagy Cagg, both the mourners and the capitalizers are clogging the internet. There are those that are buying up memorabilia at a quick pace and those who are selling it at a profit. Here are just a few things that were purchased on eBay for quite a margin over OSRP.
Fred Appleton found these plates for $6.99.. That is ten times original price.
Fred Appleton found these plates for $6.99.. That is ten times original price.
One of the stranger product offerings. This hit the shelves briefly in
1989 when someone claimed to have bottled the odor of Hoagy.
OSRP $1.05 / eBay Price: $1.10!
1989 when someone claimed to have bottled the odor of Hoagy.
OSRP $1.05 / eBay Price: $1.10!
Saturday, July 4, 2009
Broken News: Are we so funny?
We in Passamaquoddy have once again found ourselves in the view of the country as a radio celebrity/podcaster had hours of awkward fun eating Salmon. Whats next… Making fun of lobster? We in Passamaquoddy are as open to fun as anyone. At least we aren’t afraid of kitty cats outside our window…
Passamaquoddians unite…
Wednesday, July 1, 2009
Broken News: Hoagy Cagg Still Dead
The world is still shaken by the loss of Passamaquoddy’s own Hoagy Cagg. Many mourn… Some angry… Some in denial. In fact, there have been several calling the death a hoax - one person in Nevada even insists a sighting of Hoag while Elvis trained him to work the convenience store register.
There are still plenty of questions and very few answers but here is what we know so far:
According to the initial coroner’s report Hoagy is indeed dead. Additionally, in a medical first, she insists that Hoagy actually smells better in death. He still smells awful but somehow a bit more tolerable.
Fans continue to snatch up Hoagy merchandise. A “Hoagy Cagg fanny pack” with dead fish head zipper sold on eBay for $78 to someone with the moniker “We Wants the Fish Heads”.
By formal request and to protect his anonymity, there will be no open viewing of Hoagy Cagg. But if you happen to be anywhere near the harbor, there is an open smelling down there.
