Passamaquoddy

News travelled quickly last night as the ambulance pulled away from the dumpster behind “The Crab Nook”.  Passamaquoddy’s own  potent aroma denizen has passed.  An official autopsy will be performed that may explain it all.  But for now, we can just make up stories.

For us in Passamaquoddy, we will always remember our faded starfish long before his stint on SURVIVOR: PASSAMAQUODDY.  We’ll remember him from his feature film…

What seemed like years of wasted dreams becamse a reality last night as the “Pretty Good Movie Ride” opened in our little town of Passamaquoddy.  Forty-two people showed up for the premiere which caused quite a stir as the “Teig Von Hoffman” dock collapsed under the weight.  Fortunately, because of the amount of rain we’ve been seeing, most of us where in our formal wear rain slickers so all is okay.

But the attraction is open.  The “Pretty Good Movie Ride” is here and people have lined outside the door, many upset that the Limited Edition “Pretty Good Movie Ride Bobber Sets” are all gone. We’d love to hear anyone’s feedback on the attraction if they’ve been fortunate enough to get in.

I recently received a letter from someone asking why there hasn’t been any news out of Passamaquoddy.  I quickly explained that they were obviously out of their minds and quickly sold them some miracle elixir.  I explained that things had gotten so exciting that with Survivor: Passamaquoddy in full force, it was important for us to triple our bandwidth to allow for the extra 3 viewers.  So I personally took it upon myself to keep Quodamapassy.com completely up to date.

We covered a lot during that time period.  Some of the highlights include: 

Starfish Weekends
The opening of yet another PVC resort, MaMahiMahi Village
The election of Hoagie as most eligible bachelor.
The exciting conclusion of Survivor: Passamaquoddy
The denouncing and removal of Hoagie from most eligible bachelor.
Mitch opened his dance show on the new stage in Tilapialand
Days later, Mitch closed his dance show on the broken stage in Tilapialand.
Hoagie was exiled from town.

But, as we prepare for the opening of our town’s newest attraction. the Pretty Good Movie Ride, it became apparent that all of those updates were being done to Quodamapassy’s website, not Passamaquoddy.  It seemed that all the super intelligent readers figured it out and turned out in droves.  Others weren’t so lucky.

With the error taken care of, we will be posting again and as soon as the Pretty Good Movie Ride is open, I believe you’ll forgive the lack of updates.  So watch this space really soon.