First of all, we must apologize for the April 1st post.  It appears that the people whose website we had hijacked figured out a workaround and were able to once again post their own materials.  While their wicks and wax has some nice offerings, we distracted them with some Passamaquoddy Girl Scout Cookies and again regained control of their server.  We should have no problems for at least a year as the supply of “Thin Mussels” that we sent can be put in the freezer for easy access.

There has been some question as to the identity of the false Doc Terminus that had driven Survivor Passamaquoddy into the ground at a slow pace. (The real Doc Terminus was driving it into the ground at a much faster speed).

We around town are very familiar with Hoagie Cagg.  Although he is a kumquat farmer, Hoagie is primarily known for providing that dead fish carcus odor down at the processing plant at the wharf. “The fish don’t smell as bad as they used to” said one-time Mayor Bachus… “we needed that odor returned so we encouraged Hoagie to hangout by the wharf!”  You may remember back in 2002, Hoagie was featured in this ad campaign floating around town?

“Hoagie provides such a valuable horrible odor to our little town that we are hesitant to punish him too extremely. ” the newly, somewhat vindicated Doc Terminus offered up.

Incidentally, Hoagie had set himself up for discovery when he was the only person in Passamaquoddy who sided with the evildoings of Terminus.  Here is the material as it was received on cardboard, found outsie Terminus’ holding cell.