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Mar 27, 2009
Doc Terminus
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Only one can survive

This post is not for the weak of heart…

It isn’t for any who like a good comeuppance.

And it definitely isn’t for fans of one particular Survivor Competitor…

A quick recap.  Feeling doubt about the sincerity of Doc Terminus’ off norm practices, the three teams of Survivor: Passamaquoddy teamed up and, as Team Hammerhead apprehended Doc Terminus.  They decoded to test the Doc in his knowledge of all things Passamaquoddy.  The score was pitiful and Terminus’ fate looked dire… but then in a last minute twist we discovered…

After a daring escape that will be explored in a motion picture coming to a multiplex near you, Doc Terminus appeared from the crowd surrounded the person they thought to be Doc Terminus during the past few weeks.

Two Terminus’ is two Terminuses too many.  But how to tell them apart?  They physically were a match.  How about a test?  The current “Doc” got a 63 on the test.  A very low score considering this person has been part of Passamaquoddy’s history.  The second took the test.  He got a 36.

But when a small child had developed a fever, the current Doc was able to prescribe a medication that could beat the fever…

He was obviously the fraud as the real Doc Terminus has yet to successfully identify and disease or solve it without Dragon Gizzards.

So who was this fraud? It seems to have been no surprise that the fraud turned out to be…

Hoagie Cagg…

More as the story develops…

8 Responses

  • Hypermommy March 27, 2009 11:24 am

    What the heck is a Hoagie Cagg? I thought I was keeping up with this series pretty well, but I’m confused. Oh well… bring it on! I absolutely love P’quoddy and the alternate universe created here!!!!

  • Anonymous March 27, 2009 2:07 pm

    Hoagie will be revealed…

  • sambycat March 27, 2009 10:10 pm

    curioser and curioser……

  • Doc March 28, 2009 2:06 pm

    Hummmmmmmm. Interesting, very interresting. Sounds like a good episode on “What’s My Fishing Line?”

  • Fred Appleton March 28, 2009 3:41 pm

    This sounds an awful lot like that “Star Fish” episode. “Tunatrout Intruder”

    And dude are you just prone to abduction? Last year its outer space and now…

  • Jeff Heimbuch March 30, 2009 8:43 pm

    “Dun dun dunnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn!”

    Glad my hosptial-bed video made this fraud come to light!

  • April March 30, 2009 10:14 pm

    Hoagie Cagg… Tony Caggiano Fishy fishy

    That’s all I’m saying.

  • Hoagie Cagg March 31, 2009 7:14 pm

    what? Huh? Who dat??