Friday, March 27, 2009

Only one can survive

This post is not for the weak of heart…

It isn’t for any who like a good comeuppance.

And it definitely isn’t for fans of one particular Survivor Competitor…

A quick recap.  Feeling doubt about the sincerity of Doc Terminus’ off norm practices, the three teams of Survivor: Passamaquoddy teamed up and, as Team Hammerhead apprehended Doc Terminus.  They decoded to test the Doc in his knowledge of all things Passamaquoddy.  The score was pitiful and Terminus’ fate looked dire… but then in a last minute twist we discovered…

After a daring escape that will be explored in a motion picture coming to a multiplex near you, Doc Terminus appeared from the crowd surrounded the person they thought to be Doc Terminus during the past few weeks.

Two Terminus’ is two Terminuses too many.  But how to tell them apart?  They physically were a match.  How about a test?  The current “Doc” got a 63 on the test.  A very low score considering this person has been part of Passamaquoddy’s history.  The second took the test.  He got a 36.

But when a small child had developed a fever, the current Doc was able to prescribe a medication that could beat the fever…

He was obviously the fraud as the real Doc Terminus has yet to successfully identify and disease or solve it without Dragon Gizzards.

So who was this fraud? It seems to have been no surprise that the fraud turned out to be…

Hoagie Cagg…

More as the story develops…

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Monday, March 23, 2009

What do we do now?

Dear Doc….

Here are the results of your term paper… you received a 63 (each question was worth 10 points), so I guess we sort of believe you. It’s not the best score, but it’s passing in some school somewhere. You can try to earn back more of our trust by competing your other challenge. 

Please tell us and the town, in detail, how you plan to bring back our economy and stop the building of Walleyemart.

Team Hammerhead

p.s. While we are starting to believe you… some of us now have doubts about a fellow player. Something is smelling fishy here…. or that could just be Lorien. We aren’t sure yet.

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Friday, March 13, 2009

Term Paper Time…

Here are Doc Terminus’ answers… All 100% accurate, I believe…



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Thursday, March 12, 2009

A Term paper

We, the players of Survivor, challenge Doc Terminus to a little trivia challenge to prove that he has more of an invested interest in the players then just to collect a check and a few laughs off of them.  We hope he proves us wrong:

We’ll see what he has to say later…

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Wednesday, March 11, 2009

From the Rebellion… The Rescue

While trapping and holding Doc Terminus was the main goal…  the players of Survivor Passamaquoddy had to deal first with the rescue of one of their own… Here is their report as “Team Hammerhead” goes

Team Remora, with the help of Lorien’s dog,  boarded Tony Caggiano’s clam boat “The Crusty Wench” and sailed out to the bay to bob for Appleton.

Kevinz of Team Sashimi decided to search around the area of the cave to see if there was anything that could give a clue to what had happened to Fred. While searching the area around the cave, he had discovered Fred’s mysterious  Eight Ball bobbing in a tide pool. Kevinz ran back to the hospital to Jeff where they asked the Eight Ball ”Will Fred Appleton be returned to us safely?” The eight ball replies  ”Outlook not so good”. Sashimi hope that the 8 ball is wrong as it was in guiding Fred to stay in the cave. Kevinz returns to the TV station in order to keep an eye on Doc T and wait for the other teams.

As for Team Piranha, they paid a visit the Elliott to give him Fred’s Survivor trading card. Piranha hoped that Elliot will be able to tell them something about Fred like he did for Lighthouse keeper Nora’s husband, Paul.


Elliott looked at the card and started dancing around the room . The Other DOC started to guess different things as if playing charades with the dragon. “lost at sea? Wearing cement shoes? Living In a yellow submarine?” Elliot kept shaking his head no and started pretending like he was putting something on his head. “Hat?” asked the Other DOC. Elliott jumped up and down excitedly to indicate the Other DOC was on the correct trail. DOC grabbed his phone and called Team Remora on “The Crusty Wench” and told them to look around the Mick’s Fishing Apprentice Bait Shop hat.

Team Remora raced over to the hat to find Fred hiding inside of it. It seems when the storm hit Fred grabbed all the “No Waleyemart” picket signs he has stashed in the cave and used them as a raft to float over to the bait shop hat and climbed inside to protect himself from the storm.


With Fred now safe, the teams regroup at the tv station to prepare their trivia challenge for Doc T.

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Mystery Solved


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Tuesday, March 10, 2009

A word from Mister Terminus (We are consulting Medical School on the “Doc”)

As per agreement, Terminus is being challenged by us, the players of Survivor: Passamaquoddy.  He is agreeing to his guilt and will be dealing with some challenges.  Here is a letter from Terminus that he requested we post.  Take it with a grain of salt water taffy.

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Friday, March 6, 2009

Survivor Demands!

UPDATE… We have just received this video…. As you can tell.. THIS IS NOT A JOKE!


Newscast from Jeff Heimbuch on Vimeo.

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