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Feb 21, 2009
Doc Terminus

Who will survive

Before the commercial we were watching the battle unfold between the Red Team, TEAM SASHIMI and the Blue Team, TEAM PIRANHA.  It was easily the most terrifying battle ever seen on Survivor and promised to do the eliminations that a tribal council would have done later on…  So let us return to our viewing of…

Two military strategies were in place.

Team Piranha barricaded themselves inside the stave church and searched for Hidden Mickeys.  With that knowledge, they surely could win any military skirmish involving three linked circles.

Team Sashimi’s plan was two fold. First, they would enlist the help of the Norwegian Trolls and second they would toss Lutefisk bones out of the bell tower at unsuspecting passersby.

Both well laid plans but… things rarely go as planned when it comes to the Battle of World Showcase.

For Piranha, they quickly discovered the few Hidden Mickeys inside the Stave Church.   Then Doc decided to take as many pictures as he could.  After several thousand pictures the military advantage to such an attempt was proving fruitless so they moved out into the courtyard…

For Sashimi, both of their strategies backfired to some extent. 

First the trolls.  While they looked smashing in their “War of World Showcase” armor, their military prowess proved less than powerful.  Although they had the physical appearance of monsters, their only skill was their ability to make the opposing army go backwards with a hearty “Disappear.. Disappear.. Disappear!”

Next, the lutefisk bones hurled from the bell tower proved to be counter productive after some miscommunication.  After all the training, a properly thrown bone could’ve taken out an enemy at 60 yards.  But the first attempt was foiled when one team member attempted to whip the first bone, unaware that it was part of a string of bones used to create a fashionable lutefisk bone necklace that would retail at $49.  The bones whipped back and took the teammate out, eventually falling out of the bell tower.

No longer with an advantage of numbers, Sashimi also took to the street for an evenly matched battle.

But all that changed when someone was hit by a wet burrito thrown from a rolling dumpster parked out front…  In an attack resembling that of the Trojan Horse, a team jumped out of the dumpster… That team turned out to be…

We’ll be back after these messages…

5 Responses

  • I will survive
    as long as i know how to fight
    I know I will stay alive
    I’ve got all my life to live
    I’ve got all my fishbone art to give
    and I’ll survive

    I will survive

  • Even the best laid plans…

  • The suspense is KILLING me

  • Lutefisk bones? Good lord Team Sashimi, those bones are downright gelatinous! A bowl of green jello with cottage cheese would have been every bit as effective.

    Next time there’s cause for lutefisk in warfare, somebody gimme a call. It’s really best used as a biological agent.

  • i think it is better if you can write more.