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Jan 19, 2009
Doc Terminus

Casting Call: Survivor!

Casting Call
Readers may recall that we have never alluded to the fact that Passamaquoddy was in the running to host the latest Survivor television show.  That’s just how things roll in Passamaquoddy.  It’s almost like someone is just making this stuff up.  Camera crews will be arriving soon.  This is the most exciting thing to happen in town since the tragedy “Pete’s Dragon” was shot in our town.Here’s the best part:  “We Need You!”

That is right.  We are casting contestants for this show!  Send your resume, a headshot and a $200 screening fee to “Blowhole Productions” to get on the list.  As a second option, you can just leave a comment on this article. There is a third option where we in Passamaquoddy haphazardly pick people to appear on the show without them knowing.  But, that kind of stuff never happens around here.

What kind of contests will this show have?  I could tell you but that would ruin all the fun!  I would also have to start making them up, so just be patient!

For those not competing, “Survivor: Passamaquoddy” wasn’t picked up by the regular networks.  It will air on PNN (The Passamaquoddy News Network”) and on A&E TV(Albert and Eddie’s TV station).

Are you the next winner of Survivor!  Are you ready for either Millions of dollars in cash or all the glory that comes from besting your competitors?

We Want You!

13 Responses

  • I’m in!! This redhead can kick anyones butt!

  • You know, there needs to be a doctor in the house. I’ll make the drive to P’quoddy.

  • Is this the line for Funnel Cakes?

  • As winner of Survivor: DWT, I am so in to continue my winning streak. Count me in!

  • I’m in it just for the Chowder challenge.

  • I don’t know much about Survivor, fishing or having a good sense of direction. So count me in!

  • I smell a story here, of course, that could just be the chum. Either way, I am ready to Outcast!

  • I’m in! Maybe one of the challenges will be something I can do like lighting a fire with a wet match and burning through a piece of string or something? Or maybe not…. chowder? I love chowder! I’m definitely in!!

  • I totally want in on this!

  • i think jennifer’s sending in my registration fee….

  • I’ll have a double cheeseburger, large onion rings, an icy cold co… hey wait… I think I’m in the wrong line…

  • Put it on the Underhill’s tab.

  • I do not know how to express my feeling!! I am shocked by your unprecedented sight.

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