Friday, May 30, 2008
Thursday, May 29, 2008
New Attraction Mania!
The ride through attraction is sponsored by Passamaquoddy’s own Buoy Store where they specialize in anything that floats and bobs.
In the picture above, QUODDESIGNER Davey Jonah helps put the final touches on the underwater attraction.
Of course, we will give a full review of the attraction after it has opened, but until then, here is a look at some of the early advertising.
Wednesday, May 28, 2008
Movie Night: Adventure has returned
It’s great to be back. And I sure do feel welcome. All our friends from around the community have been nothing but supportive, making my return all but inevitable. Needless to say, the mood around Passamaquoddy has been a festive one. Not only because Passamaquoddy is back under our control, but also because the summer movie season is upon us!
Tonight, with a nice cool breeze blowing in from the inlet, we’ve had our movie love satiated.
And of course, there’s one big summer movie that we all had to see. We all love the hero, in fact we grew up with him; whether he’s running from a villain or outsmarting a diabolical trap during his globetrotting adventures, we’re always guaranteed good entertainment. He’s getting older now, but we still took a chance.
Well, age was not a factor. Even the youngest children enjoyed the evening as the town of Passamaquoddy shared an evening together watching…
Outside of Passamaquoddy, the film CONDORMAN went extinct long before the Condor species; but not because they didn’t try.
The film had many of the elements of a successful superhero summer picture: A dashing young hero, stage performer Michael Crawford looking more Willie Aames then Phantom of the Opera, a beautiful damsel in distress- Barbara Carrera- who may or may not be playing for both sides. (Not that way.. politically), and a strong accented villain (cause all the best villains have strong accents). It even has an over the top heroic motion picture score composed by the legendary Henry Mancini.
Okay, most of the screenplay is a mishmash of clichés. But one element intrigued me. “Woody”, a comic book artist, tries to fly off the Eiffel Tower with his flying contraption to see if it would work. This is because he refuses to write it into his “Condorman” comic book if it wouldn’t work in reality. The result is of course, he becomes Condorman in the process
The film is more GET SMART then James Bond, but it fails to be humorous. Still, when a film hits you at the right point and you’re just the right age, you’ll find strange allegiances. For that I suggest Condorman is a nostalgic trip for me.
The 1981 film’s miserable performance contributed to the end of Ron Miller’s reign atop the Walt Disney Company and opened the door for Michael Eisner.
For more Passamaquoddy film reviews, enter “Movie Night” into the search engine on the right menu.
Tuesday, May 27, 2008
The Doctor is in…
It is great to be back amongst the town I love. While the site has seen some turmoil with Jim who would never be held accountable for his statements and the near miss with Lorien’s tiggerriffic color scheme, the town is ready to flourish… Downtown is restored and the Wal-Mart parking lot plans have been sent to 2719 Hyperion.
I have to thank all of you who stuck by me while I was in captivity. We can now movie forward with more discussions of things that effect our community…
Theres a lot to do so let’s get on with it.
See I told you! Big Changes Coming
See, I told ya there would be BIG changes around here… Things are going to be great and Tiggerific!
—Lorien—
Sunday, May 25, 2008
Web Server Notice
In the meantime, KWDY radio is playing a Mantovani marathon for the discriminating ear.
Watch this space May 27,2008
Wednesday, May 21, 2008
Friday, May 16, 2008
Our New Sponsor!
While you will still be able to enjoy a herring whip, or a perch pop-up, we’re going to bring the town of Passamaquoddy to teh height of great taste…
Please welcome our new sponsor.. (pending)
Thursday, May 15, 2008
Sources Reveal New Parks
According to my sources, Disney has announced 2 new parks for its Walt Disney Resort. Which brings our total to seven:
- The Magic Kingdom
- Epcot
- Disney’s Hollywood Studios
- Disney’s Animal Kingdom
- Disney’s Coaster Kingdom
- Disney’s Lawnmower World
- Disney’s Regretville
The first four are the most popular. The fifth park which has the most incredible coasters in the world, is a secret park that only a select few of us know about (You have to have connections like me)…
The new parks will be a way for Disney to fleece its visitors… You can pay $65 to enter, push a lawnmower at assigned locations throughout Disney property. If you pay teh premium of $85, you get a rider mower. Whatever the cost, you are paying to maintain the Disney property…
The second new park is a park filled with attractions and shows that they regret closing… 20,000 Leagues, Mister Toad and teh Original Journey into Imagination will be there surrounding a solid gold version of Horizons. As you leave the park you will get a signed apology by the Disney people who had the attraction removed. I hear from my sources that Michael Eisner is filling up his evenings and weekends with apology time!
You can count on these parks opening as my sources will always remain accurate and totally unaccountable to errors.
And all you rebels living in caves putting out your anachist newspapers.. You can’t hide forever!
