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Jan 16, 2008
Doc Terminus

Broken News: The Passamaquoddy BassPass

Unless you’ve been living under a rock of late, you’re familiar with the new BassPass system used throughout Passamaquoddy. But since the Peterson’s have literally been living under a rock for the past several months, I’ll go into a bit more detail.

The Basspass is a reservation of sorts. When you collect a BassPass, you can push and shove to the front of the line.

Albert and Victoria have suggested an additional perk that BassPass holders are allowed to take non-BassPass holders and throw them to the ground as long as they are under the age of ten. We’ll keep you informed if that passes into law.

Here’s a shot of a basspass user. Notice the new red jumpsuit on the ticket taker…

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  • Yeah…the thing with the BassPAsses is that the expiration time is very specific. The ticket taker can smell when your pass has expired.

    I’ve got one here, right now…from yesterday.

    Ugh!