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Dec 30, 2007
Doc Terminus
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Broken News: Around Town..

And in our local news today, KWDY is pleased to announce that a recent new arrival to our community has been spotted along our peaceful Passamaquoddy shores.

Imma Itchy, a retired schoolmarm from Sawyerville recently purchased Harpers Mill.

 

The rumors surrounding this local site can now be put to rest, as Imma has announced plans are now officially in place to renovate the site and open a Bed and Breakfast soon.

 

“This should be a tremendous boost to our local economy” states former Mayor Jim Backus. He went on to note that many tourists often stop to enjoy the view from our lighthouse and tour the local cannery.

 

Imma plans to open the new kitchen to local residents as well. Sunday night will be sea shanty night, where residents can literally sing for their supper. Shrimp, scallops and oysters will be part of the new menu, which will also include Imma’s famous corn soup.

Be sure to drop by and say hello to Imma on your way to the docks and look for the “Itchy” Bed & Breakfast to open soon.

5 Responses

  • biblioadonis aka George December 30, 2007 7:53 pm

    It sounds like a great place to stay, I think.

    I am worried about all of the traffic from travelers and tourists. Is there a room near the mill wheel?

    Also, I am on a non-fish diet. Is there another evening I should stay?

  • Jeff W. December 31, 2007 2:38 am

    I believe Imma is planning Turf night on Wednesdays. And I have been told that the sound from the wheel is very relaxing.

  • Jeff W. December 31, 2007 7:12 am

    Oh, and thanks Doc. By the way do you offer some sort of pre New Years elixer to help with ye old hangover?

  • Lorien December 31, 2007 4:48 pm

    Are there king size beds and a mini bar?

  • kelly May 13, 2009 7:33 am

    You are so good at writing that I am almost out of my mind with jealousy.