Passamaquoddy

With so much exciting news coming with my control over Passamaquoddy, it comes as no surprise that I've looked for new sponsors for the town that will soon have its first Wal-Mart parking lot. (To build a full Wal-Mart is just too controversial, so we're just gonna build teh parking lot.)

While you will still be able to enjoy a herring whip, or a perch pop-up, we're going to bring the town of Passamaquoddy to teh height of great taste...

Please welcome our new sponsor.. (pending)

As you can see from my last post, some jerks are still unhappy with the fabulous direction I've taken the town of Passamaquoddy.  This time, they smashed a dinosaur or something right thorugh the blog.  But I will not be blocked.  I still have important thing to say and I have sources that will always remain nameless and unaccountable!  We are also considering bulldozing the whole town of Passamaquoddy.  We will not to build  Wal-Mart as some of Doc Terminus' fans suggest!  No, were just going to build a WalMart parking lot.

We recently got a letter from Principal Ripper at the North High School which featured some good news. After several weeks they finally got their high school musical cast. It promises to be a good one as they are going to produce FIDDLER CRABS ON THE ROOF, a story of a poor bait farmer caught between his family and a fishing boat built entirely out of beer cans.

Ripper explained that this is an extraordinary piece and the casting process was long and difficult. Sharkey Mae who has so often been out front, will now play second fiddler crab to Mackerella, a brainy student just in from out of county. For the male lead, Brine was passed over this year by Chroy. It was a difficult competition as each individual tried to break out from their defining cliques. And each clique is as solid as can be... For example, the live bait kids wouldn't be caught dead using flies or treaders... The hookers never come over near the netters. So it was nice to see Mackerella and Chroy break out of their group.

Principal Ripper prophesized that their little story would make quite an original movie, if you overlook the similarities to Grease. Either way, we'll be there opening night to see how our High School Musical pans out.

Oh, additionally our school won the fishing regatta championships as well as the Oceanographic Decatholan on the same day.  Go Wildcatfish!

Heres another matte painting by Peter Ellenshaw. What makes this one so interesting is what I had to go through to get it. As you may recall, I was recently thrown out of the museum because Fred Appleton hits people when they are not looking. ( I think he is mean to puppies too). So, I had to rely on quick thinking to get in unnoticed.

First I tried sneaking in the back door, but it was guarded by the dog that used to work over at the now closed "Turtle Talk with Cujo!".

Next I stopped some nice folk coming out of CLUB 8, and paid them some good hard cash to get me in. They put me in a carraige and tried to sneak my by, but the guards saw from their smiles that they were up to something. When I saw the photo of them I could tell as well... What a waste of money that was. And after I got caught they abandoned me. They ran off to visit Andy Jones for the twelfth time that day.

So finally, I approached the door, said 'please' and they let me in.

So now we have another great picture of Ellenshaw's work. Its interesting to see how his work changes and morphs as time goes by. We can discuss that later.